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It’s true. hahaha

(Source: mattdaehler)

• Interviewer: Tell me something about yourself.
• Applicant: It's all there in my CV. Did you ever read it?
• Interviewer: So, you are a graduate of Doctor of Philosophy, why did you take up Ph.D.?
• Applicant: Bragging rights.
• Interviewer: What are your weaknesses?
• Applicant: Nothing, I already converted them to my strengths.
• Interviewer: How do you see yourself 5 years from now?
• Applicant: I don't know, even you yourself you don't know what's going to happen to you after 5 years but if you will ask me what do I want to be in the next 5 years, then I can answer.
• Interviewer: Do you think you are over qualified?
• Applicant: No, but I am qualified.
• Interviewer: Why do you think you are qualified?
• Applicant: You will not waste your 15 minutes speaking to me if I'm not qualified.
• Interviewer: Why should I hire you?
• Applicant: Why not? I'm Good!
• Interviewer: How good are you?
• Applicant: Hire me and I'll show you how!
• *HIRED*

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